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Jesus Christ looks like me

Karl Peterson
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I am a geek, first and foremost. Gamer (both video and pen & paper). Computer guru. I have an almost insane love of books and movies, and my DVD collection rivals most video stores.

I am pierced and tattooed. Yes, I have my junk pierced. No, it's not a Prince Albert, it's an ampallang. Yes, it did hurt...but only for a few seconds. If you want to see it, just ask.

If I seem condescending and sarcastic, it's because you're an idiot. I do not suffer fools. Expect me to ridicule your stupidity.

I can be an asshole. If you have a problem with this, kindly go fuck yourself. If you are a friend and I'm acting like an asshole to you, please let me know, as I am not always aware of it.

I am neither Liberal or Conservative...I am a libertarian. Do not attempt to push gun-control on me, or I will have to shoot you. Do not attempt to push homophobic attitudes on me, or I will round up a bunch of gay men and have them gang rape you.

If you post to my journal, remember that you have every right to be offended by me. You do NOT, however, have any right to tell me to shut up. This is MY journal...MY forum. If you don't like what I have to say, take yourself elsewhere.