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|Friday, April 13th, 2012|
A conversation with a friend about Circle K brought this to mind...
Growing up in Phoenix, the convenience stores were all Circle K, 7-11, and AM-PM. I liked Circle K, because there was one down the street from my house and also my school.
When I moved to Colorado, there was no Circle K to be found. There was no AM-PM, either. I don't remember 7-11, but I was drunk 75% of the time, so I don't think I'd notice if there was. Down the street from my apartment, next to the liquor store, was the Loaf & Jug. I'd never been fond of that name, and something about it always bothered me. I'd never been able to pinpoint exactly what
bothered me about the name until this morning.
I have figured out why the Loaf & Jug bothered me...
It's a Cleavland Steamer
. Current Mood: awake
|Saturday, November 19th, 2011|
|Monday, October 10th, 2011|
|Wednesday, September 14th, 2011|
|Monday, August 8th, 2011|
We got a bunny this weekend. Went to the pet store for rat food, and were told that somebody had surrendered a rabbit. Apparently, they had her OUTSIDE and decided that the heat was bad for her. No shit! It's been over 100° for the past 40 days, and these people were keeping a rabbit in a hutch outside? Based on the age of the rabbit, we think she was a novelty pet given as an Easter gift. How fucked up is that? You don't know shit about caring for an animal, and you get one as a gift for your kids? And mistreat it?
Anyway, we took her home and put her hutch next to the rat cage in out bedroom. She seems happy...the previous owners weren't giving her timothy hay...they had "Timothy Hay Treats", which DON'T cut it. Also, we got her toys. Rabbits are VERY smart and get board easily unless they have something to play with.
She seems really happy. The cat is scared shitless of her...he refuses to go near the hutch. :D Current Mood: tired
|Wednesday, July 13th, 2011|
|Wednesday, July 6th, 2011|
|Monday, June 13th, 2011|
|Specifically for takhisis:
I looked and I saw her, the dork in the
(She was "hiding" from the dog...) Current Mood: amused
|Friday, June 3rd, 2011|
|Tell me these don't sound alike!
Katy Perry - E.T.
Which sounds an awful lot like most of the songs by t.A.T.u.
Тату́ - Нас не догонят
Тату́ - Я сошла с ума
Since when did Katy Perry start ripping off Russian pop groups? Current Mood: busy
|Thursday, April 21st, 2011|
|Tuesday, April 19th, 2011|
|Pet peeve: Barbecue vs Grill
It irritates the crap out of me when people confuse these two terms. "We're going to barbecue some burgers!" NO NO NO! That's GRILLING! Barbecue is cooking slow over low heat from open flame or smoke (indirect heat). Grilling is cooking over high heat from open flame or coals (direct heat).
So unless your burger cooking takes an hour or more, you're grilling the goddamned things. Current Mood: hungry
|Monday, April 18th, 2011|
|Friday, April 15th, 2011|
|Friday, March 25th, 2011|
|Friday, February 11th, 2011|
|Thursday, December 2nd, 2010|
|Tuesday, November 30th, 2010|
|Thursday, November 11th, 2010|
|In Flanders Fields
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly.
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields. Current Mood: respectful
|Thursday, September 30th, 2010|
|I normally hate auto-tune, but this is GREAT!
Ok, here's the original Brooklyn Tornado video
(2 knuckleheads get overly excited about a tornado).
Thanks to the Awesome Powah of the Intarwebs, it has been turned into a song: TORNADO SONG - look at the tree!
I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing....
Now, for something scarier, here's why rednecks should not drink and internet:SunnyD and Rum
Seriously, has this woman EVER been to a dentist? Like, EVER?
But, the Internet makes things like this awesomer (yes, I used a non-word to emphasize just how awesome this is): The pop single version! Current Mood: amused